Move over Krish and Ra.one, here comes
India’s new Super hero, Agent Vinod…
This one is more special because one he is
human and second he has no gifted powers from an alien who visited his dad.
This one is all flesh and bones... So, here’s why he is a super hero...
For starters, have you seen him shirtless…
If you are over 40, have had a mini heart attack, and try to keep a healthy
life style, you would have to agree that just getting that body is a super hero
feat!!!
How does he manage to move from one country
to another without any visas, of maybe the Indian government has a super quick
visa process for him but how does he manage it for the Pakistani secret agent with a conviction for
London bombings , who is supposedly DEAD!!!
If you people have ever been though the
hassle of visa applications you would know…now, that’s a super power!!!
No, I am not saying this super –hero does
not have ANY gadgets, of course he does, he has an invisible carry case, which
has a unlimited supply of Armani suits, shavers and everything that makes you
plucked and preened like a peacock. How else can you look like THAT when you
are chasing international terrorists from country to country!!
Another super power is how you could
audaciously copy some one’s else’s beat, make a hit song and then use regional
copyright legalities to not give credit to its original composers, for the
uninitiated copyright was registered in Canada and the original composers “
Barobax Corp” didn't have any ownership.
For those of you who are still unconvinced,
it takes a super-hero to make Kareeena go totally unnoticed in a movie. For the entire glamorous look, the designer
clothes, she was just about there in the movie.
Even the mujra, was so thanda, for a nation who has seen Rekha, no no no
… this is no way to break our hearts!!!Unless, she gave him a huge discount on
her remuneration, why her!!! Not that there was any super –chemistry requiring
scenes...
So, that’s our new Super-hero..Smart,
Witty, Super-intelligent and combats the effects of the truth serum with a
witty Bollywood song….
But that’s not it.. You need to be super
intelligent to understand this mission of this super-hero.
Yes, I agree that.. India was saved from a
super bomb and all that’s well... ends well, but I do have one doubt or Maybe I
need some super power to understand why that bomb travelled to Africa if it had
to be blasted in Nirula’s in Delhi!!! And how did it reach India by boat by the
time the Agent hopped on a flight to Pakistan (yes with the presumed dead
Pakistani spy), attended a wedding, blasted a hotel room and drove to India...
But, that could be just me, not
understanding the super powers of Agent Vinod!!!
All, said and done.. If you haven’t watched the
movie, watch it, make sure you have got the right company and a lot of
popcorn!!! Surely not a waste of time!!
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